GOD'S NAME
A "pillar of the church" passed away and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates of heaven, he met an angel. The angel asked him what God's name was.
"Oh, that's easy," the man replied. His name is Andy."
"What makes you think his name is Andy?" the angel asked.
"Well, you see at church we used to sing this song, 'Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me.'"
A LIMERICK
There was a young girl in the choir
Whose voice went up higher and higher,
Till one Sunday night
It vanished from sight,
And turned up next day in the spire.
Source: The World's Greatest Collection of Church Jokes, compiled and edited by Paul M. Miller and published by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Copyright 2003 by Barbour Publishing, Inc. Used by permission.
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